Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.