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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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