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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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