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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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