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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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