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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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