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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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