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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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