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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮
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