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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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