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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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