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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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