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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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