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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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