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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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