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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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