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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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