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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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