Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.