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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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