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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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