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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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