Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.