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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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