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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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