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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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