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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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