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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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