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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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