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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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