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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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