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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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