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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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