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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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