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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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