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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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