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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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