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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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