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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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