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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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