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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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