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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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