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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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