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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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