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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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