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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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