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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮
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