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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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