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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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