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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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