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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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