Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.