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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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